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RUDDOG Red Stuff: O-Ring's Best Friend. 10ml of Pure Performance. Get Yours Now

Alright, picture this: Forget everything you thought you knew. This isn't just stuff, it's a vibe. A feeling. A secret weapon. This is the missing piece to your puzzle, the cherry on top, the goddamn electric guitar solo of your life. It's handcrafted with the tears of unicorns (probably), and designed to make you the envy of every single soul you encounter. Seriously, prepare to be stopped on the street. Prepare to be complimented. Prepare to become… well, you'll see. Just buy it. You know you want to. Consider yourself warned.